"Moooooom, you taking for all day long, hurry up!" (about 20 times on the way to the DMV this afternoon).
"Mommy, I Captain Hook and you Mommy Hook!" (very cute).
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" (scream, shriek, throw self on floor, wail some more for good measure).
"Mommy, I broke this thing!" (He's been breaking/ripping/dropping/spilling a lot of things today).
Don't you just love 3 year olds?