I just got this idea from Daiquiri's blog. Go to Google and type "(your name) needs", you'll be surprised by what you get! Apparently I need the following:
-Jennifer needs to play by the rules.
-Jennifer needs a smack daddy (umm, had to look this one up on urban dictionary.com).
-Jennifer needs to give birth in the next week!
-Jen needs a muzzle.
-Jennifer needs a shave.